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10.06.2025 11:22
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Elden Ring Nightreign Patch Notes Include Promised Improvements For Solo Play - GameSpot
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
The Surprising Way Five Days Of Junk Food Impacts Your Brain - MindBodyGreen
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Switch 2 quietly makes shiny hunting in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet way better - Polygon
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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